Shikito the Turd Toy
It doesn't get much stranger than this, folks: Here's SHIKITO in Brown, which from what I can gather is a cute little turd-shaped vinyl mascot figure by Superdeux from STRANGEco.
The "Lauda Shikito Salvatorem" byline in the backside (where else?) of the cute lil' turd means "All Praise Shikito the Savior!" Link