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Nerdy ‘Yo Mama’ Jokes

By John Farrier in Everything Else on Mar 5, 2010 at 8:30 pm

reddit user Grimmlock started a clever comment thread. It’s filled with nerdy variations of the classic ‘yo mama’ joke theme. A few samples:

Your momma’s so fat that the probability that she is in an arbitrary point in a room is 1.

The woman who carried you in her womb for your gestation period and later expelled you from her vagina has such an excess of adipose tissue that one could reap cardiovascular benefits simply from taking a brisk walk around her person.

Yo momma is so fat, the recursive function int yourMom{ (return yourMom();} causes a stack overflow

Yo momma’s so fat that when I used multiple integration to find the volume under her curves, it turned out she was a hypervolume and could not be graphed.

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  1. kittyfood
    Mar 5th, 2010 at 9:38 pm

    Wouldn’t the infinitely recursing function cause a stack overflow regardless of the size of your mother?

  2. Romeo Vitelli
    Mar 5th, 2010 at 11:02 pm

    Yo mama so fat, she’s three meals away from collapsing into a singularity!

  3. JohnFerin
    Mar 5th, 2010 at 11:53 pm

    @kittyfood

    yes, yes it would – I don’t think someone thought their cunning plan all the way through

  4. Zarquat
    Mar 6th, 2010 at 12:55 am

    You are such a whitey you gotta get your yo mama snaps from the internet.

  5. natasha10005
    Mar 6th, 2010 at 2:12 am

    Those jokes sound like something Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory would say.

  6. bryce rasmussen
    Mar 6th, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    Nerds-leave the funny to those who know how to do the funny.

  7. Jo
    Mar 7th, 2010 at 7:49 am

    Ugh, Im tired of the misogyny and hate directed towards fat women. The whole point of the joke really is: if you’re not an attractive woman, you have no value.

  8. ted
    Mar 7th, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    Jo: you just directed some hatred yourself. Nobody said fat mamas are unattractive.

    What about “Baby got back”?

  9. SirMixALot
    Mar 8th, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    Actually, Ted, you’re propagating a common misconception about that song.

    “Baby Got Back” explicitly states that while the female subject in question does, in fact, “got much back,” she is at the same time “little in the middle.”

    Junk in the trunk ? Minivan

  10. SirMixALot
    Mar 8th, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    (that ? was a “not equal to” symbol)

  11. kiki
    Mar 8th, 2010 at 2:22 pm

    cono usytedes son guademates

  12. Tom Chaudoir
    Mar 13th, 2010 at 3:56 pm

    Astronauts on the International Space Station can see, with the naked eye, the Great Wall of China, and yo mamma.

    (Yes I know that they can’t really see the wall. )

  13. yokaasan
    Mar 22nd, 2010 at 1:15 am

    Yo mama’s so fat that ever since she gained full physical maturity, Galileo’s theory was rightfully overturned as the sun and solar system planets started to revolve the earth

  14. Marius
    Apr 21st, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    Actually, Your mother is so big she’s attractive.

  15. i cant tell u my name
    Jun 29th, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    yo mama is so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for public nudity.

    ~ ~

  16. a girl
    Sep 10th, 2010 at 10:52 am

    Yo Momma so fat that she has her own moon.
    ahaha sorry nerds. Yall know tht was funny.


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