Neatorama Posts Tagged "dumb criminals"
Pro Tip for Criminals: Don't Try to Rob a Professional Wrestler

(Photo: AP)Pictured above is Daniel Bryan, a former WWE Heavyweight Champion. He was the winner of Wrestlemania XXX this past April. So he's a big, strong guy who knows how to throw his weight around--and someone else's...

http://m.neatorama.com/2014/07/27/Pro-Tip-for-Criminals-Dont-Try-to-Rob-a-Professional-Wrestler/
Gas Station Clerk with MMA Skills Surprises Robbers...

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgmnIJF07kg](Video Link)For today's feel good news story, we journey to the south side of Houston, Texas, where Mayura Dissanyake works as a clerk at a gas station and convenience store. H...

http://m.neatorama.com/2014/07/26/Gas-Station-Clerk-with-MMA-Skills-Surprises-Robbers/
Man Gets Arrested, Uses His One Phone Call to Order Pizza as a Prank...

(Photo: ms.akr)A man in Corbin, Kentucky was arrested on the charge of shoplifting $36 worth of beer from a convenience store. When he was brought into the police station, he asked officers if he could use his cellphone...

http://m.neatorama.com/2014/07/21/Man-Gets-Arrested-Uses-His-One-Phone-Call-to-Order-Pizza/
Drunk Driver Leads Cops on High Speed Chase to Her Preferred Jail...

(Photo: Scott Davidson)A police officer in Chickasha, Oklahoma saw a van driving about 5-10 miles over the speed limit. He decided to stop it. But the driver did not pull over. Instead, she began driving very quickly, le...

http://m.neatorama.com/2014/07/03/Drunk-Driver-Leads-Cops-on-High-Speed-Chase-to-Her-Preferred-Jail/
Idiot Burglar Breaks into House, Logs into Facebook Using Homeowner's Computer, But Forgets to Logoff...

(Every Time Someone Uses Facebook t-shirt now on sale at the NeatoShop)James Wood of Minneapolis, Minnesota noticed that someone had broken into his house while he was away. He called the police. While waiting for them,...

http://m.neatorama.com/2014/06/24/Idiot-Burglar-Breaks-into-House-Logs-into-Facebook-Using-Homeowners-Computer-But-Forgets-to-Logoff/
Police Find Drugs Hidden in Man’s Belly Button...

(Unrelated photo via Grendelkhan)Police in Greenville, North Carolina arrested a man for narcotics trafficking. While searching him, they found 150 bags of heroin in his car and 40 more bags in his pockets. But they were...

http://m.neatorama.com/2014/06/05/Police-Find-Drugs-Hidden-in-Mans-Belly-Button/
Man Robs Shoe Store, Goes to Prison for 15 Years. When Released from Prison, He Immediately Robs the Same Store....

Either he wanted to get caught or he’s not an original thinker.In 1999, Christopher Miller robbed a Stride Rite shoe store in Toms River, New Jersey. For that crime and others, the state sent him to prison for 15 y...

http://m.neatorama.com/2014/03/26/Man-Robs-Shoe-Store-Goes-to-Prison-for-15-Years-When-Released-from-Prison-He-Immediately-Robs-the-Same-Store/
Man in Cookie Monster Onesie Arrested for Theft...

(Unrelated photo via eBay seller snoozleshop)Police in Friendswood, Texas say that a witness claimed to see 2 men sneak into a construction site. When cops pulled them over, the suspects had stolen rebar pipes and hurric...

http://m.neatorama.com/2014/03/12/Man-in-Cookie-Monster-Onesie-Arrested-for-Theft/
Intruder Frightened away by Big Mouth Billy Bass...

(Photo: Rusty Clark)Big Mouth Billy Bass is a novelty decoration that looks like a taxidermied fish mounted on a plaque. When you press the button or walk in front of the motion-activated sensor, the fish sings and flips...

http://m.neatorama.com/2014/02/06/Intruder-Frightened-away-by-Big-Mouth-Billy-Bass/
It's So Cold That an Escaped Prisoner Turned Himself in...

Robert Vick is a prisoner at a minimum security prison in Lexington, Kentucky. He's serving 6 years for burglary and 5 years for possession of a forged instrument. On Sunday, he escaped. He spent about 20 hours outside w...

http://m.neatorama.com/2014/01/08/Its-So-Cold-That-an-Escaped-Prisoner-Turned-Himself-in/




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